The main question is: WHY??? I'm only judgmental of plastic surgery when the people who go through it look so frightening in the end--like this woman.

Nikki Cox:






YEESH!

Someone named Calpernia:


Clay Aiken's transformation is even more shocking:


Sauce

Why wont she come to the US?

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Oh wait...... there's another one somewhere else?!?!?!

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- The Cleveland Show (Family Guy Spinoff), Do Not Disturb (starring Jerry O'Connell and Niecy Nash), Secret Millionaire (reality), Sit Down Shut Up (Mitch Hurwitz animated series, ft. voices of Jason Bateman, Cheri Oteri, etc.)

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You can also view previews for FOX's two new comedies on their website (YouTube not available yet; likely need Internet Explorer to view):
Do Not Disturb
Outnumbered (Midseason)

Pic Sources: DH, Fringe
YouTube Links: DH1, DH2, Fringe1, Fringe2, Fringe3, Cleveland Show, Do Not Disturb, Do Not Disturb 2, Secret Millionaire, Secret Millionaire 2, Sit Down Shut Up, Sit Down Shut Up 2, Sit Down Shut Up 3

http://dig.abclocal.go.com/kgo/PDF/oakdale-police-report.pdf

These are PDF transcripts of a local radio jockey who's been charged with distribution of CP. It's funny at first... but then it just gets awful.

Also, in be4 it's a fetish... No, this is just bad.

He sends her pictures, and then describes things he's done WITH HIS SON. He also watches Hentai and supposedly leaves the door open so his FOUR KIDS can watch him masturbate.

Disgusting sauce here http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/iteam&id=6145828

On the two-hour season finale of Grey's Anatomy, Meredith and Derek have one last shot at a successful outcome in their clinical trial, as the other surgeons work together to free a boy from a hardening block of cement. Meanwhile, Izzie helps Alex care for an ailing Rebecca, and Lexie discovers critical information about George's intern status. Amy Madigan guest stars.


Source: Youtube.com & Abc.com

Stalker alert! Sources confirm to me exclusively that Michael Weston, best known as Michael C. Hall's psychotic pursuer on Six Feet Under, is in advanced talks to appear on House next season in a multi-episode arc that could lead to his own spinoff.
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The L Word's Lauren Lee Smith has been tapped to join CSI as Jorja Fox's pseudo-replacement, a CBS spokesperson confirms. Smith is expected to play the character of Bryce Adams, a "flirtatious, witty and strong-willed non-conformist" that is recruited to join the graveyard shift
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Sources confirm to me exclusively that Scottish thesp Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty) has been cast in Fox's upcoming 24 prequel movie as Benton, Jack's mentor in Africa. As Fox announced this morning, the two-hour telepic, shot on location in South Africa, will air on Nov. 23 and bridge the gap between Day 6 and Day 7.
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It's time for an all-new adventure in arithmetic, Ausholes!

Justin Hartley's CW drama pilot, Austin Golden Hour, failed to receive a pick-up this week.
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The towering Adonis has a talent-holding deal with the CW, which means the network pretty much owns him for the foreseeable future.
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Duh. Justin Hartley is (probably) returning to Smallville next season as Green Arrow!



Dr. Cox is going to have three new souls to torture when Scrubs moves to ABC next season. Sources confirm to me exclusively that Betsy Beutler (The Black Donnellys), Eliza Coupe (HBO's 12 Miles of Bad Road) and Aziz Ansari (MTV's Human Giant) are joining the cast as Sacred Heart's newest interns. The trio will appear on a recurring basis.
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( Taking tips from Ms. Moakler )
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More drama-filled blogs at the source.

Also.. her and Hayley's youtube channel

I'm so going to start using my ass for punctuation now......

( EDIT: Might be NSFW, shows a big ass but no nudity] )